Killing English - Funny English..Contn....

In a Temple: 

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor’s office:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN & OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poste:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK & WEEKENDS.

In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Hotel’s rules & regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

In the lobby of a Hotel, across from an Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN & SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS & WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Advertisement for donkey rides:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS & SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

In a Laundry:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE & THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

In a Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

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